Yichun

hello everyone block tests are over and done with and i am back blogging!

wasn't really extremely studiously preparing for block test during the whole june holidays...so didn't expect any fabulous results to be produced :p...

hey i just realised that it can be such a thrill when you sit in the examination hall and feel unprepared. it is like placing bets on soccer matches and banking your hopes that the topics you only studied and speculated would be tested...and minimum for those that you didn't even read ha!

anyway i just came back from eating in town with my classmates (i was the only male as usual because junjie and shaohsien didn't want to go) and saw something really funny.

we were eating at food republic near the glass panel and looking at some interesting stuffs happening across the road. LOL. we crowded around the glass panel and looked on as though it was a soccer match HAHA.

anyway there was these two traffic police standing beside the road catching people who jaywalk. and there was this auntie dressed in bright red who went to jaywalk right under the traffic policemen nose and then tried to fend them off like a actress shooing off paparazzi. LOL.

i can imagine her singing "come and catch me if you can" while jaywalking across the road. it was super dumb. it is like committing a murder crime right in front of a police-post. LOL.

i walked out from the lift and the first thing i smelt was durian.

turned out that my whole family was eating durian.

my dad loves durians.
my mom loves durians.
my sister loves durians.
i abhor (learnt this new word from GP compre BT haha!) durians!

i don't understand what is so nice about durians. they are dry and stinky and i don't think it is deserved to be called a fruit. most fruits are juicy right? but durians aren't. why isn't there DURIAN JUICE? i love juicy fruits like watermelon so i basically abhor durian (ok yeah it is THAT word again LOL).

was bathing in the toilet just now when i saw a beetle on the floor. thought it was get drowned as i bath...however i went in again just now and saw that it had actually crawled from one corner of the toilet to another...

so can beetles swim?

oh and i was thinking about setting up a "YICHUN EDUCATION CONSULT SERVICES PTE LTD" company in the future.

haha got the inpiration from my friends who called and asked me questions during the block test period but i don't know how to answer most of them and all of us feel helpless LOL so sorry!
anyway the idea was to create a hotline where students can call to ask questions if they have any academic problems. i would probably hire many professional teachers in this field...and charge 30 cents per minute for the calls (yeah like those "friendly" chatlines).

it would most probably go like this...

"hello! welcome to YICHUN EDUCATION CONSULT SERVICES PTE LTD!

for primary school students press 1
for secondary school students press 2
for junior college students press 3

...
...
...

for english press 1
for chinese press 2
for chemistry press 3

...
...
..."

and then it would link you to your "destination" where you would have a teacher to solve you problems.

ha! who will call!!!

okay, as you can see, this entry is basically meaningless. in conclusion, it is just written to commemorate the end of block test for me.